Halloween Pick-Up Lines

Celebrity Child Names

Seriously what is up with the weird names celebs name their kids? For example: Pete Wentz, Sarah Palin.
poor, poor January D:

Hi there, freddy!

turtles do not meow

squirrels scare the shit out of me

the fail whale

fart cloud

What are boobies for?

Happy Valentine's Day!

everyone knows that's what it's really about

Carrots

did you know that eating too many carrots actually does turn you orange

Babyshitter

finger condoms

do i even want to know

noses

Scene kids are weird

It's kind of like those pictures of your aunt from the 80's with huge hair... what were they thinking?